Rooney leaves DC United players ‘horrified’ by his ‘small penis’ in bizarre team speech

Rooney leaves DC United players ‘horrified’ by his ‘small penis’ in bizarre team speech

Manchester United legend Wayne Rooney has left the ‘majority’ of his DC United squad ‘puzzled’ by a bizarre team talk about his small penis, according to reports.

After leaving Derby County – who spent nearly a full season in administration and were relegated to League One – at the end of the 2021-22 season, Rooney joined Major League Soccer side DC United as trainer.

The Washington DC-based team finished bottom of the Eastern Conference with just 27 points in 34 games played, with most of the damage done before Rooney’s arrival.

With DC United going through a terrible run of form, a source said The sun that Rooney attempted a rousing “triumph over adversity speech” during a team talk.

The Sun says Rooney “left his players in awe by telling them about his little dick” with his sense of humor not translating to his team.

A source said The sun: ‘He was a lot of fun and he hoped the use of personal references made it seem like the speech was coming from the heart.

‘But most of his team were stumped and struggled to figure out what his sex life and the size of his manhood had to do with what’s happening on the court.

“Some of the young boys were horrified. They don’t share the same British sense of humour.’

It is understood that Rooney “opened up about his off-field mistakes” and explained how he managed to bounce back from a string of “bullshit.”

Rooney was recently featured after Cristiano Ronaldo called him out for criticizing the Portuguese international for his behavior at Manchester United.

Ronaldo and Man Utd mutually agreed to terminate his contract on Tuesday following the 37-year-old’s controversial interview with Piers Morgan.

And before the interview Rooney thought his behavior at Man Utd this season had been unacceptable and wondered if he was worth having around.

Asked if Man Utd have played better with Ronaldo in the squad, Rooney replied: “No, I don’t think so.

“He and Messi are without a doubt the two best players of all time and you can go either way whichever way you decide.

“But I just think the things he has done since the start of the season are not acceptable for Manchester United. I’ve seen Roy Keane defend him. Roy wouldn’t accept that. Roy wouldn’t accept that at all.

“It is a distraction that Manchester United do not need at the moment, trying to rebuild.

“For Cristiano, just put your head down and work and be ready to play when the coach needs you. If he does, he’ll be an asset. If he doesn’t, it will become an unwanted distraction.

When asked about Rooney’s criticisms, Ronaldo told Morgan: ‘It’s hard to hear that kind of criticism and negativity about people playing games with you. For example, even Gary Neville. They are not my friends” Ronaldo said.

“It’s easy to criticize. I don’t know if you have a job in television that they have to critique to be more famous, I really don’t get it.

“I think they take advantage of it [my profile] because they are not stupid. It’s hard when you see people who were in the dressing room with you criticizing like that.”

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